Language will evolve irregardless of your attempt to literally lock it away in a secluded tower. Obvs.
— Welcome to Night Vale, episode 55: The University of What It Is (via the-librarians-of-night-vale)
Not only true, but extra points for the text speak in actual speak thing. I would have been embarrassed even five years ago for doing that myself, but once you start, you realize that it’s as good a marker for being part of a speech group as anything.
I use the internet plural more than I’d like to admit, but, y’know. I’ll admit it here! It’s the internet.
I definitely have been using “because” as a preposition a bunch lately! Like, “Speech patterns change all the time, because language”. Pretty useful stuff!